What I have learnt during 50 years....

Some sense of nonsense...

1. I say no to alcohol, but it just does not listen

2. When everything comes in your way, you are on the wrong path

3. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incomming train

4. Howl with the wolves, but just a little bit louder
   

5. Everyone has a photograpic memory, some just do not have a film

6. Live is unsure, so always eat the dessert first

7. Smile, you cannot kill them all

8. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants

9. A printer consits of 3 main parts... the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

10. In a country of free speach, why are there phonebills

11. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one

12. If you cannot convince them, confuse them

13. It is not the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end

14. Someday is not a day of the week

15. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock

16. To err is human, to forgive is not a company policy

17. The road to success … is always under construction

18. Alcohol does not solve any problems... but if you think again, neither does milk

19. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or get you pregnat

20. No risk, no fun

21. You can fool anybody, except your mother